Four Top Secrets REVEALED!

Yes, there are bigger fish in Clearwater Lake. This one, caught by an angler who wishes to remain anonymous, could not be released. 32 1/2 inches and 15 pounds. On closer examination it was revealed the fish was a male and the large gut was actually a half digested whitefish. Probably the reason it could not decompress and succumbed to the bends.

The location of the “Professor” and his red glove is uncovered. Obviously, like the “Dark Prince”, the Professor spends his daylight hours under cover of darkness…..in this case inside his livewell. Perhaps that is the reason for the pasty, undead look he often exhibits.

A rare photo of the “Newmexicam” without his white spandex shorts and hairless legs. Taken shortly before a Nick Nolte look alike contest.

At the recent Muskie Madness Week pot luck dinner and awards night, Big Dick Keller shows the real secret for obtaining true “big” status. Apparently it has nothing to do with his gig with the band “Big Dick and the Penetrators” or his often heard phrase ” The bigger the nose, the bigger the hose!” What about the rumour that Willy Nelson died………………………

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This is a first class resort located on Vermillion Bay on Eagle Lake. The cabins are very clean and well kept. The boats are new with new motors and are in great shape. The owner will also clean your fish for you after your day on the water. Make no mistake the fishing on Eagle Lake is world class.

The Lodge is owned by Gord and Susanne Bastable who will make you feel welcome and before you know it you feel like family. They are the best of hosts. The atmosphere is low key and laid back leading to a great vacation.

This is my 19th year of enjoying the hospitality of the lodge and i can’t think of going anywhere else on Eagle Lake.

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