Gord Bastable Wins Award, Again!

The Polish-Canadian Society for the Advancement of Walleye Fishing recently announced Gord to be their “Man of the Year”  for 2014. However, little is known about this secretive group and some are questioning its legitimacy, particularly in light of Gord receiving the award for 13 consecutive years. The Ontario Cult Group Investigatory Task Force is looking into the matter. An unauthorized spokesmodel for the group stated, “Something seems very wrong here and we are going to get to the bottom of this.” Sadly, this is nothing new. Gord has issued terse “no comment” responses about this situation every year since 2009.

I, for one, feel he is being persecuted. Why can’t people let him live out his remaining years in peace? Please offer him a kind word of encouragement during these trying times.

Thank you for your consideration,

The Professor