perchmaster July 24, 2012 at 7:19 pm Reply “NEWS FLASH” The Perchmaster is a lost for words!!!!! Nice walleye. Where are the rest of the pics? Andy is not along again to hold your hand? Those stanined undies look like the same one Susanne brushed under the bed when giving us an updated tour of the nest.
Gord July 24, 2012 at 8:33 pm Reply I hope Nancy never finds out Joe used her underwear in this posting!
Andy July 24, 2012 at 10:35 pm Reply By the looks of those drawers, I do believe the professor messed himself when he caught that 29″ walleye. Perchmaster, the Professor decided he wanted to be something other than a designated net man and is trying to branch out. These kinds of weeks tend to build character and the missus told me he needed a good dose of that. I will be up in August with a small crew and the professor has an extended stay planned with the missus. She just was not’ sympathetic to him spending the entire summer at VBL.
charles Weiss July 25, 2012 at 9:24 am Reply Joe; Your hope is for better fishing!Your dream is to show your underwear to the world!
charles weiss July 25, 2012 at 2:13 pm Reply Hey! Joe: I don’t want to get your hopes or underwaer up too much but it’s Walleye Madness Week! It is happening right now! The walleye fishing is happening right now!
Professor July 26, 2012 at 4:40 pm Reply Gord, is this true–“the walleye fishing is happening right now!” More importantly, will it still be going when Andy arrives a few weeks from now?
Gord July 26, 2012 at 5:59 pm Reply Actually, it is true! Walleye Madness week is crazy with walleye. Today a 27 1/2 inch walleye……plus a 50 inch muskie. I’m sure Andy will hammer them as well…… It’s all about the attitude Joe……..perhaps a “Review of hopes and dreams…..Expectations Re-defined” is the sequel to your last post………..
Professor July 27, 2012 at 8:04 am Reply My attitude remains a source of constant torment for me. I try so hard, but seem to fall short. Perhaps I should redefine my expectations and settle for the recliner, a six-pack of Bud, and reruns of the Beverly Hilbillies.
Andy July 27, 2012 at 1:19 pm Reply Gord, The Walleye Madness Tournament brings out the worst in the professor. Normally, he is all too willing to thread a nice juicy crawler on my hook, or to man the net, or to put on the red man glove and dehook my walleye. The year he beat me out for the Walleye Madness tournament by one piddler walleye, he was a whole different person. He would pass me sun dried crawlers. He could never quite get to the net in time. When I set the hook he would gun the motor and say something like, “try to keep your line out of the prop”. The following year the professor was beaten soundly in the tournament and was never the same man. He forgot his way. You see, I used to coach him. He wouldn’t listen to me, but he would become mesmerized when I would put a puppet swim bait minnow on my finger and talk to him in a “Mr. Bill” voice. He would do everything I would tell him. To see this in action, see the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i6aoa_nANY&feature=plcp I think if we are going to turn around his attitude, we will need to organize that perch paloosa or rodeo as the Green Bay boys prefer to call it.
Gord July 27, 2012 at 1:25 pm Reply Yes, others have noticed his absence at the last few Walleye Madness weeks. Marsha has even thrown out some comments like ” the professor and Andy are too chicken to compete”. Now that even the fish are thumbing their noses at the Professor I think all he has left is his underwear collection and a few 6 oz. bottom bouncer weights. Perhaps if he redefines his expectations (such as “today I will catch a perch, maybe”) he will be fine. The sulking and moaning will soon be a thing of the past………
Andy July 30, 2012 at 12:22 pm Reply Gord, I am going to attempt to repeat the August perch phenomenon as a means of dispelling the notion that these fish can only be caught in the spring. Please have your fillet knife sharp and ready to go. That should give the Professor hope when he returns with the Missus. If I can find the time, I also want to test out another secret water body for these same perch. The Professor was supposed to do that for me, but he must have been delinquent in his duties. Actually its not so secret….its in the belly of that one nice walleye that the Professor is holding. No need to hoard secrets when the water levels are down. Unlike the other spots, these fish are schooled in deeper water.
perchmaster July 30, 2012 at 6:17 pm Reply But you don’t have the master testing those waters for you!!!!
Andy July 31, 2012 at 9:00 pm Reply Gord, This post would have been so much more enjoyable with a pair of those yellow bikini bottoms. Did they make a repeat visit this year?
Gord August 1, 2012 at 8:38 am Reply No, but the “bikini” will be here in September when the Professor and missus are here…….
Andy August 2, 2012 at 5:11 pm Reply Gord, I recently learned from the BBC that Canadian rugby players have complained that professionalism is killing off one of rugby’s great traditions – shirt swapping. For more on this troubling development, see: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/rugby_union/rugby_world_cup/team_pages/canada/3210344.stm It occurs to me that the Professor could start a new VBL fishing tradition in September by exchanging drawers with Marge?
Professor August 2, 2012 at 6:57 pm Reply Folks, all I can say is that Andy is simply chock full of ideas. Though many are crude, tasteless, and have nothing to do with fishing, he always can be counted on to make you think about things that, perhaps, should never be thought about. This is a character flaw we both share and is the main reason we get along well with each other–and Gord.
Professor August 4, 2012 at 5:32 pm Reply This is the missus speaking: What you do not know is the underware always looks like this due to Joe’s poor laundry skills! Any suggestions to him on how to brighten those nasty stains would be appreciated. P.S. He does have a few sexy ones too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gord August 5, 2012 at 12:41 pm Reply Like Norman Bates in the movie Psycho, I suspect that the Professor is dressed up like the Missus and posting on this blog. He (she) is even wearing his (her) sexy underwear. Very warped, but I will overlook the queer nature of this and answer the pertinent question……how to avoid those nasty stains. Perhaps you (he/she/them) could wear them for less than a week before changing?
perchmaster August 5, 2012 at 7:38 pm Reply I am thinking you guy’s need a seperate blog for your warped perverted minds!!!
Andy August 6, 2012 at 9:04 am Reply One word Nancy. Commando Gord, can we quickly move to another post that would give us hope for next weekend? I am very worried that when we show up, the professor’s VBL briefs are going to be hanging from the line.
