Operation “Rubber Glove”………

At VBL I like to think that we are a “full service” lodge. From cleaning your fish, to removing hooks from your head, to giving you the Heimlich Maneuver……we do it all. This summer I was called on once again to perform an experimental procedure on the Professor after he foolishly slammed a car door on his fingers (well, that’s the story he tells). In order to relieve the pressure and throbbing pain there was only one alternate…..get out the drill!

The Professor was pretty brave after the first finger…….actually pretty cocky would be a better description.

On to finger number two………………do I sense that the “bravado” has seeped away?

Oh, yeah…………….

Someone grab him…….he’s about to keel over!

Is it the sight of blood……..or the eerie feeling of the drill bit going in?

The pressure is relieved………the patient lives!

The aftermath……..the Professor in an orgasmic state! Another Happy Ending at Vermilion Bay Lodge!