Teal River March 14, 2013 at 5:13 pm Reply This proves that Gord’s disdain of GM trucks knows no bounds. “Nice Chevy” he tells me, as he turns to vomit.
Professor March 15, 2013 at 11:47 am Reply Andy…It’s been an unusual 2013 season at VBL so far. This year’s Beaver arrived last year–that’s a first. Gord decides to leave the comfort of the lodge only once a month–to get a little exercise, but not so much as to “overdo it”. Now the early ice-out. What’s next? I’ve heard Dorothy Hamill is looking for a “Dancing with the Stars” partner and she has not denied her interest in Gord. Strange, but true.
Professor March 17, 2013 at 1:54 pm Reply Hi Folks…This just in–Dorothy Hamill dumps Gord Bastable as her Dancing with the Stars partner. The rumor mill for weeks had been indicating that Hamill wanted Gord for her dance partner. In a sad and surprising about face, Hamill is now saying that she will instead be teamed with Tristan MacManus. No specific reason for sacking Gord was cited by Hamill, however sources close to Hamill suggested serious concerns with Gord’s mood swings and his tendency towards grumpiness. Personally, I would have loved to watch Gord and Dorothy dance. I’m certain that the entertainment value would have been priceless. Word is that Gord is not doing too well with the news. Please consider sending a sympathy card–our friend could use a kind word.
Perchmaster March 15, 2013 at 4:36 pm Reply One thing your picture proves to me Andy!!!! Is shit does float (Chevy truck)
Teal River March 15, 2013 at 11:53 pm Reply An obvious case a Canadian brainwashing. I’m here to help if you need me.
Perchmaster March 16, 2013 at 6:58 pm Reply What brainwashing? Only help would be a 7 day trip to VBL!!!!
Teal River March 16, 2013 at 10:49 pm Reply I’m booked twice in June already. See you there, o chaser of little fish?
Gord March 18, 2013 at 9:19 am Reply Well, well, well…… Leave for a few days and look what goes on. Andy’s report of an early ice out is bogus (or is it?). The first day of Spring is coming up on March 20th. Stay tuned for details on the true VBL ice out contest for 2013. Teal River…..”chaser of little fish”…. Nice! Will Perchmaster take that laying down, or will he book a trip to VBL and fight back? There’s always Musky Madness Week…..
Andy March 18, 2013 at 1:48 pm Reply When the cat is away the mice will play. I never realized that the professor had such a crush on Dorothy Hamill until I showed up at their place this last weekend for Mojaka Days. Nancy was sporting a Dorothy Hamill hair cut. Andy
Andy March 18, 2013 at 7:59 pm Reply Kurt, Charles is partial to fellow Canadians Joannie Rochette and Elizabeth Manley. In fact his favorite was Barbara Ann Scott. None however, had profound impacts on hair styles. Now if Gord could just get back to the ice contest, perhaps he could also consider a contest this year for best hat hair after a long day of fishing?
Andy March 18, 2013 at 8:11 pm Reply Sorry about the typo Perchmaster. I must still be struggling with the little fish comment.
Gord March 18, 2013 at 10:13 pm Reply Andy, I did not realize that the Professor had come out of the closet and confessed to his figure skater fetish. That said, should the Professor win the upcoming VBL ice out contest I will throw in to the prize pot my classic Playboy magazine, circa December 1998, which has revealing nude pictures of Gold medal ice skater Katarina Witt. Joe always had a weakness for bushy eye-brows!
Perchmaster March 19, 2013 at 6:18 pm Reply I am leaving this conversation till it turns back to VBL fishing
